Monday, November 16, 2009

PERUsals

some parting thoughts on peru:
  • tons of jehova's witnesses were on vacation in peru at the same time i was.  in fact, i'm seeing a lot of them here in santiago as well.  i can tell cuz they all have this distinct name tag styles.  first they come to my door on sundays, now they're following me on vacation.  i may just have to convert.
  • i've been mistaken for japanese (which is not new for me whilst traveling).  what is new is that this dutch dude thought i looked like his cousin (who is dutch and white).  i look so much like his cousin that he started talking to me in dutch.
  • the skyline of peru is riddled with re-bar sticking straight up into the sky.  the reason is taxes.  once ur building is finished, you begin to pay taxes.  so peruvians - not surprisingly - stop just short of finishing their buildings as to avoid paying property taxes.  the result is that the cities look war-torn or 3rd-worldish.
  • stop signs, traffic lights, and traffic lanes are all ignored.  ALL ignored.  it's one of those seemingly lawless places in the world (from a traffic perspective).  strangely enuf, there don't seem to be many traffic accidents.  are we wasting our time sitting at stoplights?  are they really keeping us safer?
  • peruvians don't stand in line.  they push and shove until they get up to the front of the line or can't progress any further.  drives us americans ape sh*t, but peruvians don't seem to mind.
  • pisco sour is their national alcoholic drink.  made with a sour grape liquor, some lemon juice, sugar, an eggwhite - ick!!! - for froth and some bitters to add some color and, well, bitterness, the drink is quenching but too sweet for my tastes.
  • the native andean language is pretty close to japanese. go figure.
  • appears that the tallest guys are 5'5" to 5'6".  and the women are about 2-3 inches shorter.  i'm a giant at 5'10".  (5'8" if you want the truth)